How to Unclog SEVERELY Clogged Toilet!?

Oh my hacking god! My toilet is severely clogged. I don't have a plunger, I don't have any draining chemicals! The water is constantly gushing out! It's all over my bathroom and my closet! All I did was take a dump and use some toilet paper! I was only a little clogged before! Then my stupid as house keeper flushed it twice! AHHHH! Please help. I can't even try the wire hanger thing because I don't own those kind. :( Please help. My whole room is smelling like sh!t.

How to Unclog SEVERELY Clogged Toilet!?
This is why God made plumbers. :-) Time to make the call...
Reply:Why don't you have a plunger!! First rule is always have a plunger in your bathroom..





Either you call a plumber or go out and buy a plunger!
Reply:Turn the water off at the bottom of the toilet! Then throw about a half a bottle of bleach down there. Let it sit for a while. While you are waiting, go buy a plunger. When you get home, plunge it and turn the water back on. It should fix it, but I would definitely have a professional come out and take a look asap!
Reply:Relax. Turn off the water to the toilet. That's the little valve right behind it. Have a beer. OK, by now the water has reached a manageable level. Have another beer. Go ask a neighbor if they have a toilet snake. If so, use it. If not, call a plumber. Now it's time for a Scotch and soda, 'cause the plumber's gonna cost $85.00.
Reply:You may not like what you are abut to hear, but it is what you need to know: First do not use any chemical as it may deteriorate your piping and cause even bigger problems. You need what is called a "toilet snake" or a plumber with one. You will have to pay for emergency service so it may run $90 to $150/ hr depending where you live. If you think you can handle it yourself the snake is avilable at most hardware and big box constrution suppliers (lowes, Home Depot) for about $15... basicly a solid pipe with a handle on the end that twists a flexible neck at the business end where there is a corkscrew shaped sping. The toilet has a reservoir that is shaped like an S on its side. The flexible part of the snake is forced through the s shape by the pipe, then the handle can be twisted to tear up the poop and toilet paper so it flows away. The snake has a special rubber liner at the end of the pipe so it will not scratch the porceline liner of your toilet like a hanger would. There is also the remote possiblity that the problem is in your "sewer stack" (toilet pipes). You can be sure by running yor sink. they are almost always connected to the same line as te adjacent toilet so if it drains freely the snake will fix it fine. Be sure to cllean the area where the toilet water hit with disinfectant. Toilets harbour some nasty bacteria that would love to dwell in your flooring.
Reply:Try the old water hose trick. Get a medium size hand towel and fold it length wise atleast twice and wrap it around the nozzle of the water hose and stick it down the commode. Have someone turn water on full blast while you hold the water hose in tightly at the bottom of the commode. Do not let water come up. Aim towards the flushing hole and the pressure of the water along with not letting water escape into the commode bowl will unclog your commode. Of course needless to say you will need some long plastic gloves. If you do not have gloves than find two white mens socks and put them on your hands with a plastic trash bag on top. Make sure to cut the water off on the bottom wall behind the commode. good luck.
Reply:run do not walk to the hardware store,get a device called a plumber's helper,it is a short stick with a rubber stopper on the end,place the rubber end into the toilet and let it fill with water ,make a tight seal around the hole,push it up and down,forcing the water down the hole, remove the top from the back of the toilet and flush ,if the water tries to overflow ,reach inside and raise the float till the water stops,get someone to hold it while you plunge some more,release the float,and let it fill then flush ,if like you say it's just a little paper,this should clear it..........tom
Reply:You won't like this but it works.


Put on some long rubber gloves, or scoop out the stuff.


Take your hand a form a cup like shape with your hand, now stick your hand down in the water and make quick forceful scooping motions to force water down the stool hole in the back. Do this several times rapidly, and keep trying to flush the stool. You have to do it Hard and fast - it works almost every time.



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