I clogged the toilet but I want to blame it on a burglar, what do I say?

I had Taco Bell earlier today, and I recently had to defacate so bad but it was stuck. So I started digging it out which helped emensly. Then I flushed to toilet but my fecal wouldnt go down. I didnt have a plunger so I reached in and started mashing it with my hands. I think my boyfriend started to worry because he then opened the door. I didnt want to say I clogged his toilet so I said a burglar came in and took a cr@p and I had just dropped my cell phone in there and was looking for it. He didnt believe me and started laughing. And then his dog came in and started licking my face. How can I convince him it wasnt me?

I clogged the toilet but I want to blame it on a burglar, what do I say?
just say it was a shi t and run...heheheh
Reply:Use the power of satan to mesmerize your man friend and then use reverse psychology to implant the notion that it was a burgler!
Reply:lol. just tell the truth. you guys will have a nice laugh. he will still like you just the same.
Reply:ARe you a chick
Reply:if only i had a penny for everytime someone has asked me this question.......
Reply:Hehehehe!!!! That was kind of amusing. Do you have any more silly questions? huh
Reply:perhaps you should just drop the subject.


most toilets have a cleaning brush next to them. I would have used that instead of my hands.
Reply:Darlin'...you are S.O.L.





He'll be talking about this one for years to come....
Reply:I think you have worse problems than convincing him it wasn't you.
Reply:Your S hit out of luck!



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